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| * [[ ++|:green_planet|Green Planet++]] | * [[:green_planet|Green Planet]] |
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| ==== Events ==== | ==== Events ==== |
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| 1. BIGFOOT: After being spotted/photographed several times around the city as Bigfoot, Kyle was apprehended by Detective [[:connor_kingston|Connor Kingston]] on the roof of [[:bahama_mamas|Bahama Mamas]], COINCIDENTALLY after [[:krystal_bidet|Krystal Bidet]] and others had discovered a grisly crime scene left by previous owners. This led to a tense encounter, but luckily for Kyle, Krystal decided not to press trespassing charges. | 1. BIGFOOT: After being spotted/photographed several times around the city as Bigfoot, Kyle was apprehended by Detective [[:connor_kingston|Connor Kingston]] on the roof of [[:bahama_mamas|Bahama Mamas]], COINCIDENTALLY after [[:krystal_bidet|Krystal Bidet]] and others had discovered a grisly crime scene left by previous owners of the club. This led to a tense encounter, but luckily for Kyle, Krystal decided not to press trespassing charges. |
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| 2. "SUPERHERO": Kyle was later spotted and apprehended dressing up as superhero Impotent Rage. After being knocked out by [[:troy_hawkins|Troy Hawkins]] for trespassing on the [[:burger_shot|Burger Shot]] roof, the two made amends and became allies/friends. | 2. "SUPERHERO": Kyle was later spotted and apprehended dressing up as superhero Impotent Rage. After being knocked out by [[:troy_hawkins|Troy Hawkins]] for trespassing on the [[:burger_shot|Burger Shot]] roof, the two made amends and became allies/friends. |
| 4. PD BREAK-INS: Kyle has attempted on two occasions to sneak inside the PD building "to get on the roof". Asking for help from an officer "would be breaking the rules." Kyle has not yet revealed the reasoning behind this behavior. On the second occasion, Kyle got lost in the bowels of the building and had to call an officer for help. | 4. PD BREAK-INS: Kyle has attempted on two occasions to sneak inside the PD building "to get on the roof". Asking for help from an officer "would be breaking the rules." Kyle has not yet revealed the reasoning behind this behavior. On the second occasion, Kyle got lost in the bowels of the building and had to call an officer for help. |
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| 5. GREEN PLANET: Kyle joined (and perhaps had a hand in instigating) [[:green_planet|Green Planet]] in staging their vegan protest at [[:burger_shot|Burger Shot]]. After being forbidden by his boss [[:mike_dudley|Mike Dudley]] from publicly joining the vegans' protests, ++|Kyle suggested that the group wear masks at future protests, in order for him to be able to join without risk to his employment++. Kyle has consistently jumped at the opportunity to stoke the fires of this group, suggesting to them that "something must be going on" with the Power Station & Humane Labs and Research facilities outside of the city, and enthusiastically taking up the cry "THE CHEESE IS MIND CONTROL" in support of [[:wyatt_lee|Wyatt Lee]]'s Cheeseluminati theory. Kyle has not adjusted his diet (primarily Burger Shot chicken nuggets) in the slightest. | 5. GREEN PLANET: Kyle joined (and perhaps had a hand in instigating) [[:green_planet|Green Planet]] in staging their first vegan protest at [[:burger_shot|Burger Shot]]. After being forbidden by his boss [[:mike_dudley|Mike Dudley]] from publicly joining the vegans' protests, ++|Kyle suggested that the group wear masks at future protests, in order for him to be able to join without risk to his employment++. Kyle has consistently jumped at the opportunity to stoke the fires of this group, suggesting to them that "something must be going on" with the Power Station & Humane Labs and Research facilities outside of the city, and enthusiastically taking up the cry "THE CHEESE IS MIND CONTROL" in support of [[:wyatt_lee|Wyatt Lee]]'s Cheeseluminati theory. Kyle has not adjusted his diet (primarily Burger Shot chicken nuggets) in the slightest. |
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| 6. THE GAMBINOS: On a certain occasion, Barry and Marco Gambino targeted Kyle for disrespecting them at UwU. Emboldened by his perception of their incompetence, Kyle snuck behind their backs and stole their car, leading them on a slow-motion chase (as the antique car turned out to not be in good running condition). Later, the Gambinos called in an obligation on Kyle, giving him a mission to stake out the employee entrance of [[:bahama_mamas|Bahama Mamas]] and make reports on the comings and goings. Despite this ending up being a boring task, Kyle was surprised to learn about himself that he greatly enjoyed having a detective-work mission. Thus when the Gambino Family called on him once again with a mission to assist them in harassing certain persons at [[:burger_shot|Burger Shot]], Kyle was nervous but ultimately excited to join in, particularly because he was able to pass off his involvement as being forced under duress. The impromptu vacation "in hiding" at Danno's island afterwards was just a bonus, as far as Kyle was concerned. | 6. THE GAMBINOS: On a certain occasion, Barry and Marco Gambino targeted Kyle for disrespecting them at UwU. Emboldened by his perception of their incompetence, Kyle snuck behind their backs and stole their car, leading them on a slow-motion chase (as the antique car turned out to not be in good running condition). Later, the Gambinos called in an obligation on Kyle, giving him a mission to stake out the employee entrance of [[:bahama_mamas|Bahama Mamas]] and make reports on the comings and goings. Despite this ending up being an uneventful task, Kyle was surprised to learn about himself that he greatly enjoyed having a detective-work mission. Thus when the Gambino Family called to pressure him once again with a mission to assist them in harassing certain persons at [[:burger_shot|Burger Shot]], Kyle was nervous but ultimately excited to join in, particularly because he was able to pass off his involvement as being forced under duress. The impromptu vacation "in hiding" at Danno's island afterwards was just a bonus, as far as Kyle was concerned. |
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| 7. AFTERLIFE PIZZA CRIME SCENE: Upon innocently entering [[:afterlife_pizza|Afterlife Pizza]] to visit his friend Troy, Kyle was shocked to discover a grisly scene with decapitated Zoomen's heads placed as trophies, one patron beaten unconscious, and another murdered with pizza stuffed in their mouth. Kyle promptly fled the scene and has vowed never to visit Afterlife - or even eat pizza - again. | 7. AFTERLIFE PIZZA CRIME SCENE: Upon innocently entering [[:afterlife_pizza|Afterlife Pizza]] to visit his friend Troy, Kyle was shocked to discover a grisly scene with decapitated Zoomen's heads placed as trophies, one patron beaten unconscious, and another murdered with pizza stuffed in their mouth. Kyle promptly fled the scene and has vowed never to visit Afterlife - or even eat pizza - again. |
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| | 8. THE CASINO, STEVE KACHIMBA AND the GAMBINOS: After a stretch of bad luck on the casino wheel, Kyle began stirring up beef with Steve on Birdie and publicly questioning whether the odds were rigged. This drew the attention of Barry Gambino, leading to a drive-by shooting at Kyle's house and ultimately a hostage situation when Barry took Steve and Alfred hostage at Kyle's house. |